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[frostythehitman]

JAMES (BUCKY) BARNES

Hey, this is James. Text me if you need me. Or leave me a message if you want, but I'm probably not going to listen to it because, seriously, this is 2017 and no one uses voicemail any more.

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[usurpers]

I didn't think

had to marathon around the beach screaming "weewoo" until I dropped so
ran the beach all day with weights

[buncho]

Heck yeah, we'll do the red first in case we only get one shot before someone calls.

[ the cops

But anyways! She picks up her striker and lets James do the heavy lifting of both cans of paint, heading down the steps of the subway entrance two at a time until they're inside. It's pretty dark inside, no lights once they're far enough from the entrance that the sunlight no longer reaches down there, but into the darkness is where she wants to go. ]

You ever been down here? A bunch of guys and I spent the month down here before everything got "fixed," but there were a bunch of closed up rooms and stuff down here. Let's see if we can blow our way through.

[frostythehitman]

YOU'RE the weewoo guy?

You were weewoo-ing so loud we could hear you all the way from Officers' Row.

[frostythehitman]

[ James grins deviously. ]

Now we're talking! I've spent the past week trying to get into every station I could find! Maybe it is time to use some firepower.

[parodeity]

man if i followed that i would have to think about shit i say?

[prometheanflame]

As you have seen, I can be a very deceptive man.

[usurpers]

wait are they calling me weewoo guy now

[buncho]

What's up with last week? Where're you trying to go?

[ Mafuyu is trying to get to Candyland. She doesn't say this out loud, because she needs things to go boom first before she's pummeled with questions and weird looks. ]

[frostythehitman]

We're not NOT calling you weewoo guy.

[frostythehitman]

Yeah well that's just called "the human condition." Get with the program.

[frostythehitman]

And here I thought you were one of the most trustworthy people on this app, when all along you were just as dirty as the rest.

You have anything else on your anti-me agenda that I missed? Might as well get it all out there now.

[frostythehitman]

The subway, duh.

[ He does not expand any further. Instead, he just lifts the cans of paint up. ]

Alright, Miss Pyrotechnic, how are we doing this?

[prometheanflame]

I think I'll bring my dog the next time I see you and see how he feels. Iggy makes for a very effective weapon against people I don't like.

[buncho]

Okay, so apparently [ """apparently""" ] paint is super flammable. So I was thinking we light something small, throw it into the can, slam the lid back on, and then BOOM!!!!

[ A flawless plan where nothing can go wrong. ]

[frostythehitman]

You better. I'm holding you to that, I need to meet your dog now. This won't get settled until I do.

[frostythehitman]

[ Sounds legit. ]

Alright, makes sense. Let's do this thing then.

[ He pulls out a guitar pick and uses it to pry off the lid of the red paint. He sets it down as close to the shut-off entrance as he can, practically having it touch the wall. ]

Here it is, in all its crimson glory. Ready when you are.

[ He waggles the lid a little bit in demonstration, while keeping it close enough to the can that he can slam the lid on quickly. ]

[parodeity]

i prefer to just say shit randomly and then look on in horror as the words are said

[prometheanflame]

Right now? Or should I surprise you?

[buncho]

[ The fuel this time is some failed math exams her parents don't need to see, that she wads up and holds on her palm so she can use the striker with the other hand. It takes several tries for the spark to catch, but paper burns faster than she expected and fire is hotter than she expected but it's okay, nothing is going wrong. ]

—shit! Hot! CATCH!!

[ flings the blazing paper at James' face, maybe he can lift the bucket and catch it like that ]

[usurpers]

great
not sure if jaegerbomb was better

[frostythehitman]

Oh, Jaegerbomb was definitely better.

[usurpers]

not a word about this to anyone

[frostythehitman]

Why would I? Everyone on base already knows about it.

[usurpers]

you know what I meant

[frostythehitman]

But what if someone asks me about who's doing all the weewooing around base? You would seriously have me LIE about it?