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[frostythehitman]

JAMES (BUCKY) BARNES

Hey, this is James. Text me if you need me. Or leave me a message if you want, but I'm probably not going to listen to it because, seriously, this is 2017 and no one uses voicemail any more.

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[frostythehitman]

oh
well i didn't know he was doing that but yeah i know him
he's a cop, friends with togusa
so i'm pretty sure he's legit

also you're so lucky we're not dead after that stupid card stunt you pulled

[maskreant]

all right, that’s good to know. i’ll share what we hashed out with him and see if they can get a search themselves. i’ll keep breaking into Akira’s place a secret though.

i was pretty sure i wouldn’t die, but i am dead inside. two tubs of ice cream did not heal me. it’s too late to regret now.

[frostythehitman]

good idea
thanks

what you mean you put up a poster calling the serial killer out and then needed to eat two tubs of ice cream over it?

[ does that classify as a nervous breakdown or like....... ]

[maskreant]

no problem. if you need help with anything, just tell me.

i told my closest friends to give them a heads up, so obviously they weren't happy with me. the ice cream was for that.

[ He just wanted to eat ice cream and he knows he deserved that treatment. ]

[frostythehitman]

so you bribed them to keep quiet with ice cream
i see how it is

[maskreant]

do you want a tub, too?

name any flavor and it's yours. we deserve all the ice cream after this.

[frostythehitman]

rocky road
you owe me a massive tub of rocky road when we're through with this

[maskreant]

got it.

i'll check out Costco when i go with Eren. wish me luck.

[frostythehitman]

you're going to costco?
with EREN???
good luck with that

[maskreant]

yeah, Mr. My Luxury Black Card Works Everywhere.

expect 10 tubs.

[frostythehitman]

fine by me

[ after all, it's Eren's freezer they're going into ]

it's not just you two though right
eren needs more than one chaperone in costco

[maskreant]

[ ............. do they need more? akira is not considering inviting others for the sake of handling Eren. ]

it was, but now i'll invite someone. two should be enough, right?

[frostythehitman]

that should work
you can get each chaperone to hook him around the arms, lift him up, and haul him out in an emergency