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[frostythehitman]

JAMES (BUCKY) BARNES

Hey, this is James. Text me if you need me. Or leave me a message if you want, but I'm probably not going to listen to it because, seriously, this is 2017 and no one uses voicemail any more.

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Comments

[mercurio]

for every reason
if you saw me would you think i'm easy to kidnap

[frostythehitman]

[ He legitimately stops and thinks about it. ]

Yeah, kidnapping you wouldn't be too hard, probably.

[mercurio]

wow dude
thanks for that

[frostythehitman]

Hey, you asked and I gave you the honest truth.

If somebody had all the right tools, like a big creepy van and at least one designated grabbing guy, I bet they could easily kidnap you.

[mercurio]

i'd like to think i could run away quickly

[frostythehitman]

They'll probably have a car. No way you can outrun a car.

[mercurio]

you don't know that

[frostythehitman]

You wanna take that risk?

[mercurio]

if i'm ever in that situation i'll definitely /try/ to outrun it

[frostythehitman]

The fastest human running speed in the world is 28mph.

Even assuming you could run that fast, someone in a van could easily snatch you no matter how hard you try.

Give it up, man, you're totally kidnappable.

[mercurio]

fine i guess you have a point

[frostythehitman]

See? Now that you know your weaknesses, you can start to really kidnap-proof yourself.