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[frostythehitman]

JAMES (BUCKY) BARNES

Hey, this is James. Text me if you need me. Or leave me a message if you want, but I'm probably not going to listen to it because, seriously, this is 2017 and no one uses voicemail any more.

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[frostythehitman]

Is this what Air Force basic is like?

[usurpers]

when people goof off while waiting in line for check ups
i told them
but yea

[frostythehitman]

Goofing off, huh? And here I thought you were saying your TI was forcing you all into lightsaber duels. For a second you had me thinking maybe they decided to grow a sense of humor.

[usurpers]

golden rule of bmt: no nothing allowed
but if it's not happening to you it's pretty damn funny

[frostythehitman]

So are you telling me you didn't get involved in the lightsaber fight?

I call BS.

[usurpers]

hey I wouldn't be caught dead
I've had enough punishments on my back after the boats fell from the sky
I just got caught in the crossfire

[frostythehitman]

Look, I'm not your TI or your CO, you don't have to lie to save face with me here. You can admit to making some lightsaber noises, I can't do anything to you over it.

Besides, what do you mean punishments after the boats fell? Far as I could tell, no one on base even reacted to that. Just another regular day at Fort McCoy.

[usurpers]

but I didn't

and that's the problem
pretty sure I was the only one that flipped out enough to yell at him
I thought it was an attack or something and they're betting on splashes

[frostythehitman]

Wait, you yelled at your CO about the boats? Ooh, I bet that didn't end well.

They don't notice anything that happens, or at least they don't care about them. When the monsters started attacking everything in sight, they acted like that was just a totally normal day for Recolle.

[usurpers]

I didn't think

had to marathon around the beach screaming "weewoo" until I dropped so
ran the beach all day with weights

[frostythehitman]

YOU'RE the weewoo guy?

You were weewoo-ing so loud we could hear you all the way from Officers' Row.

[usurpers]

wait are they calling me weewoo guy now

[frostythehitman]

We're not NOT calling you weewoo guy.

[usurpers]

great
not sure if jaegerbomb was better

[frostythehitman]

Oh, Jaegerbomb was definitely better.

[usurpers]

not a word about this to anyone

[frostythehitman]

Why would I? Everyone on base already knows about it.

[usurpers]

you know what I meant

[frostythehitman]

But what if someone asks me about who's doing all the weewooing around base? You would seriously have me LIE about it?

[usurpers]

just say it's some guy???

[frostythehitman]

I can't believe an honorable member of our armed forces is asking one his countrymen to lie.

[usurpers]

It's not lying
it's generalizing

[frostythehitman]

I can't believe an honorable member of our armed forces is asking one of his countrymen to generalize.

What happened to that oath you swore?

[usurpers]

it's up your

i swore in as eren jaeger
not weewoo guy

[frostythehitman]

Are you saying there's something wrong with being Airman Weewoo Guy?