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[frostythehitman]

JAMES (BUCKY) BARNES

Hey, this is James. Text me if you need me. Or leave me a message if you want, but I'm probably not going to listen to it because, seriously, this is 2017 and no one uses voicemail any more.

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[parodeity]

i mean it should be a standard
the normal standards are boring
and ok why wendigos

[frostythehitman]

1) They're creepy cannibal monsters, you can't get much more taboo/horror movie than cannibalism.

2) They're also supposed to be a metaphor for greed and gluttony and how those things can ruin a person from the inside out.

They work on both levels, which just means they're twice as good as all the others.

[parodeity]

edgy
so is greed your main sin

[frostythehitman]

Nah. I'd say wrath.

What do you think your main sin is?

[parodeity]

envy maybe?
im not sure

[frostythehitman]

Oh come on, you can't just ask someone a question without being prepared to answer it yourself.

That's like an international law of conversation.

[parodeity]

man if i followed that i would have to think about shit i say?

[frostythehitman]

Yeah well that's just called "the human condition." Get with the program.

[parodeity]

i prefer to just say shit randomly and then look on in horror as the words are said

[frostythehitman]

...damn, I can't deny it--that's pretty "human condition" too.

[parodeity]

id argue its even more human condition since its what most people do tbh

[frostythehitman]

You're right. We're all just slaves to our own subconscious in the end.

[parodeity]

now were getting truly deep and edgy
what other wise sayings do you got
im gonna quote these at people

this icon is a representation of me looking for quotes for this tag

[frostythehitman]

"The goal of all life is death."

That work for you?

LMFAO

[parodeity]

i mean yes
but i meant things you say
or did you say that

[frostythehitman]

I came up with it, if that's what you mean. I'm considering using it for a song title.

[parodeity]

i would actually be interested in hearing this song

[frostythehitman]

Well lucky for you, I'll have it done soon.

Although I'm actually thinking about changing the title to "The Only Thing Worse Than Dying Is Living."

[parodeity]

now that is classic edge
gimme some lyrics

[frostythehitman]

[ you're killin me here, making me write these lyrics out ]

If life doesn't break you today
Don't worry
It'll try again tomorrow
If you had a good day
Don't worry
It'll be ruined tomorrow

[parodeity]

[ <3 ]

you should totally add something about feeling gray
you know instead of blue
but like in a snarky way

[frostythehitman]

Damn, you're right. That's exactly what the song needs.

"I feel gray,"
You mumble as you watch your soul decay
Something's not right, it's unsettling
But easier to live with it than bother to think,
It's easier to accept your
Fifty shades of gray

[parodeity]

holy shit i would literally mix the background track for this

[frostythehitman]

I'm always up for doing a collab.

[parodeity]

tell you what ill send you something over sometime if you ever send me lyrics