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[frostythehitman]

JAMES (BUCKY) BARNES

Hey, this is James. Text me if you need me. Or leave me a message if you want, but I'm probably not going to listen to it because, seriously, this is 2017 and no one uses voicemail any more.

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[frostythehitman]

YOU'RE the weewoo guy?

You were weewoo-ing so loud we could hear you all the way from Officers' Row.

[usurpers]

wait are they calling me weewoo guy now

[frostythehitman]

We're not NOT calling you weewoo guy.

[usurpers]

great
not sure if jaegerbomb was better

[frostythehitman]

Oh, Jaegerbomb was definitely better.

[usurpers]

not a word about this to anyone

[frostythehitman]

Why would I? Everyone on base already knows about it.

[usurpers]

you know what I meant

[frostythehitman]

But what if someone asks me about who's doing all the weewooing around base? You would seriously have me LIE about it?

[usurpers]

just say it's some guy???

[frostythehitman]

I can't believe an honorable member of our armed forces is asking one his countrymen to lie.

[usurpers]

It's not lying
it's generalizing

[frostythehitman]

I can't believe an honorable member of our armed forces is asking one of his countrymen to generalize.

What happened to that oath you swore?

[usurpers]

it's up your

i swore in as eren jaeger
not weewoo guy

[frostythehitman]

Are you saying there's something wrong with being Airman Weewoo Guy?

[usurpers]

I think there's something wrong with you countryman

[frostythehitman]

Okay, fine. Are you really that upset about people finding out you're Weewoo Guy?

[usurpers]

yes

[frostythehitman]

Alright alright, fine, I won't tell anyone.

Airman Weewoo Guy.

[usurpers]

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