JEM

[frostythehitman]

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w0, wednesday

[frostythehitman]

[ bucky is in the communal kitchen, with his head shoved FULLY inside the fridge like he's seriously looking for something.

that's it, that's the prompt. ]

[extensiveform]

[jem exerts every bit of willpower he has to resist the urge to give bucky a little push]

What are you looking for?

[frostythehitman]

Uh--just a snack.

Damn it.

w2, monday

[frostythehitman]

[ standing outside the workshop... ]

"Make something unconscionable," huh? I could think of a few groups that would love this place.

[ (derogatory.) ]

[extensiveform]

[a glance at bucky. a glance away. naaah. it's fine.]

Lime Team isn't that bad when you get to know us.

[frostythehitman]

[ blinks ]

What?

week 3; tuesday

[extensiveform]

Did anyone send you a shirt?

[yes, this is how jem was going to start a conversation.

no, he is not listening to caleb's advice to keep it together.

additionally, it does not matter as a memshare trapdoor devours them. they land in a new tv room, devoid of milfs. this tape plays.]

[frostythehitman]

[ HELP jem i fucking love you

watching all this, bucky has to swallow his first question (why do you bother having wheels if you can just fly?) to ask one that is probably a little more relevant. ]

Whoa. Nifty trick with the...shapeshifting? Reforming?

...did you get rid of that programming that kept you from disobeying him?

[extensiveform]

[he could not always fly is the answer. he used to only be able to vroom a little off the ground. but why does he have wheels for that is a great question. aesthetics]

I like 'reforming.' And my restrictions are shut down while I'm here on the show. I've been testing it out by lying to him and seeing how far away we can be from each other.

[fascinating development in their pilot-steed relationship.]

w4, monday

[extensiveform]

What's with the floating plants? Do you know? [do not worry, bucky, you are not trapped under the mistletoe. jem is merely noting it down the hall from where they're crossing paths within the mansion. explain your earth customs.

]

[frostythehitman]

[ sighs because he can't believe he has to explain this stupid thing ]

The whole mansion's decorated for a holiday called Christmas. One of the typical decorations is this stuff--mistletoe. The idea is that if you and another person realize you're under it, you're supposed to kiss.

w4, saturday

[frostythehitman]

[ at the titty typhoon drinking again.... ]

Christ. We really almost screwed that up completely.

[extensiveform]

[jem has a glass of whisky!! but is just sort of tilting it between his hands.]

Did you vote?

w5, monday

[extensiveform]

[denies bucky double-ears--haha, can you imagine? nah, the animal ears are back. although this time the beast in question is more likely a rabbit given the length of the ears, the right perked and left floppy.

jem peers at the kentacohut from a safe position outside. he sees bucky. looks directly at the no twinks sign. back at the man.]

Do you think that was always there?

[frostythehitman]

[ a few hours after his whole...situation....... ]

...Probably not. That's so specific.

Maybe it was a tactic to lure me in.

w6, tuesday

[frostythehitman]

[ he is at the archive of our own, curiously pinching a pillow shaped like his own ass. ]

[extensiveform]

[how does he know it's his ass? is it marked bucky? is there like a label-stamp on it? jem has another pillow of bucky's ass, but he is able to stand somewhat behind the man and make a direct comparison.]

How'd they get it so on model?

w6, wednesday

[extensiveform]

[where is he? the destiel memorial park? hiding in his own lounge like a coward? at the aquarium restaurant?

aaron told him. and jem is let inside. where does bucky sit and await his fate?]

[frostythehitman]

[ he is on one of the couches in the main l'ounge area, texting away in a furious ranking frenzy ]

week 6, thursday

[extensiveform]

[a while later, jem is on bucky hunt 2.0, but this time without aaron's assistance. is he at his lounge, though? would a simple door knock suffice or is this a mini-cyoa to find a single man?]

[frostythehitman]

[ god imagine if i made you just guess at locations until you found him

nah he can be in the lounge! and jem can knock but all that happens is that he just groans loudly behind the door ]

w7, tuesday

[frostythehitman]

[ late in the night, when the party is winding down, bucky sees something glinting in the sand...he picks it up, but with how dark it is now, he can't quite make out what it is. ]

[extensiveform]

[it's a ring with an opening in the band that resembles a flame. gold and pretty. definitely not sentient.





ok very sentient.

You were having fun tonight.]

w7, saturday

[frostythehitman]

[ voids us ]

So...heading home soon?

[extensiveform]

[love the void. the void is perfect. if we need it to be a place, it can be.]

I don't think of it as home, but yeah. Back to Dessamori. You're headed to Earth?