BLADE

[frostythehitman]

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w0, saturday

[frostythehitman]

[ welcome to the titty typhoon, where bucky is currently nursing a drink and staring at the wall! ]

[0202]

[Honestly valid.

Blade comes on over, debates the options, then just gets some ice, water, and a little grenadine in a cup. Then he'll sit down by Bucky.]

[frostythehitman]

[ watches this happen and honestly gets briefly distracted from his sad old man booze moment by watching blade mix up this weird juice concoction ]

[0202]

[It sure is a weird mixture, and Blade actually does drink it, though he is just taking sips for now.

After a few sips, he finally speaks:]

This isn't actually making me feel better.

[frostythehitman]

That's why you add alcohol.

[ and don't just drink diluted syrup??? ]

Week 1, Thursday

[0202]

[Sometime on Thursday afternoon, Bucky will be able to see Blade attempting to cover up some green words while running for the clothing boutique. It's hard to read at a distance, but whatever it says has Blade looking distressed.

Follow?]

[frostythehitman]

[ well. he's been going around wearing a goth cape for exactly this reason, so he can't judge. but also, he can't help but glimpse at what the words say as Blade gets closer... ]

[0202]

[When Bucky gets closer, he will see that it says mindless killing machine.

Blade meanwhile is trying to grab a coat to throw on, as if that will help.]

[frostythehitman]

[ oh. well that hits so close to home that, even though he was going to try to mind his own business and pretend like he didn't see anything, he can't help but let out a little-- ]

Ah.

w2, saturday

[frostythehitman]

[ at the titty typhoon again....his hand is bandaged and nursing a glass of vodka. ]

Can't believe I have to be grateful we didn't lose anyone else after all that.

[0202]

[He has his usual cherry lime soda.]

Fighting is the sand was suboptimal. I will have to include that in my calculations for future fights.

[frostythehitman]

The way things are going, it'll be relevant again.

[0202]

Mmm.

[He takes another sip of his drink.]

Someone is going to have to fight her tomorrow.

Week 3, Monday

[0202]

[Let's say they were at the bar when they fell through a trapdoor, that way they get to have drinks with them. Blade might actually need a drink as this memory plays out. (it's just Memory 2 of that video)]

[frostythehitman]

[ help. world's cuntiest assassin. does he have lacing going through his flesh?? for what reason. incredible.

anyway while i marvel at the fashion, bucky just...takes a moment to process all that. ]

...you did a lot of that sort of thing, huh? Were you always sent out with another automaton like that?

[0202]

[Yeah, that sure was a choice back then.]

Not always. Sometimes I went alone. I think they were trying to make me act more like a normal automaton, but it didn't really work.

[Even before Blade grew feelings, he still had that spark to him that the others didn't. That inexplicable line of code, random chance, something that shouldn't have existed, but it did.]

[frostythehitman]

No, clearly not.

I'm assuming you don't work with them anymore, right?

Week 4, Monday

[0202]

[He is mid-speech about how good God is while wearing this outfit when he suddenly stops and his eyes fill with clarity.]

...ah. So that's what that was.

[Help him Bucky his thoughts are a cloud of bad vibes.]

[frostythehitman]

...you mean, a curse?

[0202]

Yeah. I'm not even religious.

[The nun outfit is nice at least. He can live with this.]

[frostythehitman]

I don't think anyone here was until today.

Where'd you even get a nun outfit like that anyway? It's very...immodest.

Week 7, Monday

[0202]

[Happy reunion time!

Which is to say, Blade is dragging Bucky to watch MILF manor.]

I've missed two weeks! Tell me what happened while I was gone.

[frostythehitman]

On--on MILF Manor?

[0202]

Yeah! The story moves quickly so I had to have missed a lot.

[frostythehitman]

Didn't you guys have it backstage?