AIKAWA

[frostythehitman]

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[frostythehitman]

Pretty much.

[decaptych]

Ooookay.

Do you know who I am yet?

[ Wiggles his wrists in the chair. Set him free Elizabeth. ]

[frostythehitman]

[ DID YOU JUST FULL NAME ME IN THIS BRACKET TEXT, YOU ABSOLUTE MAD LAD ]

...no.

Guess that means I have to still keep asking questions.

[decaptych]

[ I actually forgot your full name is technically Elizabeth because I'm so used to Lisa, I just chose a random ass name help!!! ]

Okay, go forth! [ He kicks his legs like a toddler. ] Ask me about my bank account or whatever.

[frostythehitman]

[ YOU JUST RANDOMLY CHOSE MY LEGAL NAME???? ]

Do you even have a bank account?

[decaptych]

[ YEAH.............. I was thinking of some English woman. ]

I do not. I am poor as shit.

[frostythehitman]

[ YOU MEAN THE QUEEN?? ]

...were you one of the feet people at trial this past weekend?

[decaptych]

[ Not specifically. ]

Wow, that is... one way to put it. Nope, I was not one of the 'feet people'. I think I'm more of a feet 'person' if it ever happened.

[frostythehitman]

...what the hell does that mean?

[decaptych]

You know, I've got big feet.

[frostythehitman]

So that means you've gotta be pretty tall too.

Hmm...tall, young, man, poor...

What's your hair color?

[decaptych]

[ He is realising this list of adjectives is very funny. ]

It's black.

[frostythehitman]

[ Bucky closes his eyes and tries to enter his mind height palace. who all are the talls around here... ]

...how many eyes you got?

[decaptych]

T... two?

[ He's trying to remember if there's people here with a weird amount of eyes. ]

[frostythehitman]

[ tall guy with black hair and both eyes...he's pretty sure that's gotta be either jason or aikawa. ]

Did you kick up a fuss about refusing to strip down at trial?

[decaptych]

Not really, I mean, I don't think I kicked up a fuss?

I'd rather not but I get why.

[frostythehitman]

Then you've gotta be--what's your name again?

Aikawa.

[decaptych]

Okay, hurtful you almost forgot, but you got me. It's me!

[frostythehitman]

[ okay well i flipped a coin and it said heads, so i'm gonna say that 'bucko' was close enough and they are now both ejected from their restraints and the room! Bucky rubs at his wrist and blinks at the bright hallway lights. ]

Oh, good. No other nasty surprises from that.

[decaptych]

Ooh!

[ Freedom. At which point he stands up, does a big ol' stretch, then turns around and looks at him. ]

Ohhh, I see what you meant now! Hey Bucky, we make a good team.

[ DO WE? ]

[frostythehitman]

I guess we do. [ so long as it gets the job done, bucky will count it as a good team. ]

[decaptych]

That's what I thought. Thanks for the experience, Bucky! You got me pretty quick!

[frostythehitman]

You're...welcome?

[ you make it sound like you did this voluntarily. DID YOU DO THIS VOLUNTARILY AIKAWA ]

[decaptych]

[ He did not but he just does this. Just make everything sound hunky-dory like landing in here was not a bad experience. ]

We really gotta hang out more if you forget my name that quick. Not even 'the chili oil guy'?

[frostythehitman]

I don't think the room would have accepted "the chili oil guy."