AIKAWA

[frostythehitman]

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[decaptych]

[ Hated that. ]

I dunno, am I? Unless you actually had a head start on drinking way before you actually came over here.

[frostythehitman]

[ just gives him a flat stare for what feels like a good solid minute.

then smears his hand all over aikawa's face. ]

[decaptych]

Heughgha!! What the fuck!!

[ FLAILS AND SMACKS HIS HAND AWAY LIKE HELLO. That really is a sound he just made. ]

[frostythehitman]

Would you look at that. Looks like you're in the seat next to me and not in my beer.

[decaptych]

I was just messing with you! You didn't need to go and do that!

[frostythehitman]

I just put my hand in your face.

[decaptych]

Yeah! Why would you do that!

[ Single tear. You are so mean to him Bucky don't you understand. I don't have an appropriate fake sad icon only real sads. ]

[frostythehitman]

Seemed to be the only way to get you to stop talking about how my beer is brainwashing me.

[decaptych]

I wasn't saying that, just that maybe you're weaker to drink than you came off.

[frostythehitman]

I literally weigh more than 250 pounds. I'm not going to get drunk off a single beer.

[decaptych]

Wait, seriously? You don't look like it.

[frostythehitman]

What's that supposed to mean?

[decaptych]

That you don't look like 250 pounds! Is it your arm?

[frostythehitman]

Maybe? It's not like I have it off enough to know its weight offhand.

[decaptych]

Well, you know, it's 'cause.

It's kinda hard to think you're only fifty pounds lighter than me.

[ He is... so large in every direction. ]

[frostythehitman]

[ i was gonna have bucky brush this off and say his buddy cap probably weighs about the same as aikawa but then i looked it up and. steve rogers weighs 20 pounds LESS than bucky???? while being 5 inches taller? holy shit ]

Chalk it up to the arm and a ton of muscle.

[decaptych]

[ Jesus Christ people are not allowed to say anime proportions aren't realistic anymore. ]

Hey, I'd believe that! Just a dude of pure muscle.

[frostythehitman]

[ tbf steve rogers has superserum. bucky has nothing but his arm and being swole. ]

There ya go. One beer can't touch 260 pounds of muscle and metal arm.

[decaptych]

[ That's true. ]

Hey, you went up ten pounds from the last number you mentioned.

[ He's only pointing it out to be a clown, though. Sitting here, steeping some more... ]

Six more weeks of this, maybe. At least.

[frostythehitman]

I said I weigh more than 250. It's closer to 260.

...yeah, probably. And it'll be ugly in a brand new way every week.

[decaptych]

Don't like that.

...Do you really think that's all it is? 'Entertainment'?

[frostythehitman]

To whoever's running this place? Sure. They seem to have made that pretty clear.

[decaptych]

When's it gonna end, then?

If it's like that?

[frostythehitman]

It'll end when we find whoever's running this place and beat the tar out of him.

[decaptych]

...Heh, I like that idea loads better.