Bullshit. [ As he slides a whiskey through the bars idk I forgot what jail looks like in Ahnkeen if I'm wrong I'm wrong. ] You're way too athletic for 98.
[ awww, thanks bud! Bucky takes it. I'm not actually sure there are bars here, it's just the Ahnkeen church. Maybe there's bars here. Maybe he's just trapped by an invisible wall. shrugs. ]
[ STOP I have to make do with what I can get, I can't photoshop out the blood and grime from ALL of his icons. I'd literally have like, less than half of his maskless icons left. ]
Eh, you didn't really seem like a candy guy... I mean, you made fun of me over apple juice. You should've told me earlier.
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That's why I'm thirty-something.
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[ Free Bucky from his invisible maybe-prison. ]
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How many times did this happen to you and why?!
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But I sure as hell didn't sign up for it, I'll say that much.
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To clarify, I'm still worried. In the 'what the fuck' way.
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[ Puts one candy here. The emotional delivery is the same as a YOU TRIED sticker. ]
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Gee, thanks. I was really looking for your approval.
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Wow, and I only just got it now?
Well, at least I got one before I die.
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Eh, you didn't really seem like a candy guy... I mean, you made fun of me over apple juice. You should've told me earlier.
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