ELISE

[frostythehitman]

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w0, sunday

[frostythehitman]

[ bucky, now dressed in his usual outfit (sans mask), is at the three thrones at the beach! he is meticulously inspecting the knife sculptures surrounding them, examining the variety of knives and trying to tug a few off. no luck, though.

Alpine, meanwhile, is taking a very regal nap in one of the throne seats. ]

[rodesko]

[ what is alpine. i'm canonblind help me

elise has also changed into her canon outfit. ]

Why in the world are there so many knives?

[frostythehitman]

[ oh my god i'm sorry fjeal;gh i'd been referring to her in the thing today so much i forgot to mention it in the pc

alpine is bucky's cat!

anyway Bucky looks over at her ]

They're all fake.

[ flicks a finger against the tip of one, completely unharmed. ]

[rodesko]

[ thank you! i am glad he gets a sweet kitty this time. ]

Oh. I suppose it's safer that way...

You must be, er... Mr. Barnes? [ she made some attempt to remember the names she saw on the phone. ]

[frostythehitman]

Ah, yeah. And you're... [ squints as he tries to remember... ] Elise Lidl?

w1, monday

[frostythehitman]

[ we are at the boutique! bucky is here, surprisingly trying on some hot couture fashion. In this case, a fun cape! He looks kind of awkward, putting it on and gauging how it feels to wear. ]

[rodesko]

[ coming in to check out the dresses... and turning to admire... this. ]

Oh? Looks like someone's getting into the whole "drama" part of this all.

[frostythehitman]

That's...

Not really.

[rodesko]

No?

What were you going for?

[frostythehitman]

I was going more for "covering up sudden glowing tattoos."

[ there's one emblazoned across his back that is still managing to glow through the cape anyway. ]

Week 2, Saturday

[rodesko]

[ after trial. ]

Did you see that too? The video...

[ just wondering if we all saw a beautiful woman do a cannibal murder on tv. just her?? no?? ]

[frostythehitman]

Yeah...looks like it was too much to hope for Michiru already being dead by then.

...how are you holding up?

[rodesko]

Fine. Good.

[ taking in a breath. ]

So it was real.

[frostythehitman]

...yes?

[ what else would it be... ]

[rodesko]

[ uh, ]

I just thought, with all the stressful things going on, that maybe I imagined the rest of it. It was like something from a nightmare...

Week 3, Saturday

[rodesko]

[ elise can be found resting somewhere! she's changed into a simple red sweater dress, which covers up all her injuries. ]

... Still kind of hoping someone's about to come by and say that was all a trick.

[frostythehitman]

It would be a sick trick. But I wouldn't put it past the showrunners or--whoever did that.

They were part of the show. Why would they be killed off?

[rodesko]

Right!? It doesn't make any sense!

Now they have to... what, replace them? Go on without hosts?

[frostythehitman]

They had that one person take over for their...announcements. Maybe they'll take over.

[rodesko]

Which person? Like those guest announcers?

[ are we going to get hatsune miku ]

Week 7, Monday

[rodesko]

[ sometime after dead returns... ]

You speak German??

[ it's like an hour later and she's still thinking about this. ]

[frostythehitman]

[ help ]

Yeah?

[rodesko]

... Wait, where are you from again?

[ she never asked. ]

[frostythehitman]

America.

But I was behind enemy lines a lot in World War 2.

[rodesko]

...


"World War"?

[ two???? ]