JUNPEI

[frostythehitman]

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w0, monday

[frostythehitman]

[ Bucky is here in his preferred outfit (sans mask) and staring in confusion at the TV. ]

What the hell is MILF Manor?

[syncer]

A manor of MILFS, what else? [ This is probably not the answer he wants, but Junpei's here standing behind him in his usual clothes, a red watch strapped to his wrist visible from where his arms are folded over his chest. ]

Reality TV knows no bounds.

[frostythehitman]

[ he looks like the raddest teen that ever lived. i feel better about bucky thinking he was underage at first now. ]

But what's a MILF?

w0, sunday

[frostythehitman]

[ in the milf manor room again...don't ask me why i've set both of our pcs here so far ]

I don't think I have much of an appetite for reality TV anymore.

[syncer]

[ We just love our MILFS... clearly... anyway yeah this is such a mood he is. So sour right now. ]

Anymore? [ Haha. ] I think this is pushing the boundaries of what reality TV's even supposed to be. But hey, at least the audience is happy.

[ Screams behind his teeth, etc. ]

[frostythehitman]

[ looking around wildly for where the camera in this room might be ]

The audience can go fuck themselves.

w2 monday

[syncer]

[ Sup. For once we are not meeting at MILF Manor central, but rather we are at the workshop where Junpei seems to be surveying the power tools... ]

How much are we betting half of us have no idea what these things are?

[frostythehitman]

Oh, all in. I swear, most people here have never even heard of a TV before. No way have they seen power tools.

[syncer]

You noticed too, huh. [ Things that still drive him insane. ] I'm almost wondering if it's a good idea to do some sort of crash course on how this stuff works.

[ "It is... way too easy to picture someone cutting a finger off. Or worse." ]

w2 saturday

[syncer]

[ After... all of that... he's probably out on the terrace completely zoning out for the time being while slowly nursing a bottle of beer and probably still in his bloody clothes. ]

... your team's really going through it right now, aren't they? [ Like what the fuck is this team on team violence? ]

[frostythehitman]

[ runs a bandaged hand through his hair ]

Apparently.

Sorry I couldn't get her off of you.

[ inspects him more closely.....please tell him you're already bandaged and/or healed up ]

[syncer]

[ He watches the movement, a flicker of concern seeing the bandaged hand before he shakes his head. ]

It was already too late to de-escalate by the time we realized we had to separate them. I don't blame anybody, it's not like... none of us really expected it. [ He's bandaged, yeah, and in a varying state of healing at least. ]

She did warn me about her appetite once though. So maybe that's on me.

w3, tuesday

[frostythehitman]

[ sometime before bucky's insanity...wherever we are, it doesn't matter anymore, because a trapdoor opens beneath the both of them, throwing them into a memory... ]

[syncer]

[ Okay, mufasa moment. He's watching this for a second before he lets his gaze slide back to Bucky for a moment. ]

... did you do it in the end?

[frostythehitman]

...no. And thank god, too. He stopped me before I even knew there was anything to regret.

w5 monday

[syncer]

[ On this fine Monday, Junpei is staring blankly at the Ihopplebee's from the outside, cat ears flat against his head as the tail swishes in a slow, bemused manner. ]

What the fuck.

[ This statement could mean a lot of things, but in general, what the fuck. ]

[frostythehitman]

[ no longer a rabbit, he is now sporting a wolf tail and wolf ears ]

Not a fan of combination chain restaurants?

[syncer]

[ Oh thank god. ]

Can't say I've been to many, buuut this isn't exactly inspiring me to try either. [ He seems to think it's a little funny though. ]

Guess they really wanted to encourage us to go out more often.

w6 thursday

[syncer]

[ If you died at the clinic he's going to be so mad. Which is to say, hello, coming to check in... ]

[frostythehitman]

[ he is here, slumped in a chair of the clinic! he is not in the healing pod, but he's also been bandaged up and is no longer actively bleeding, so, that's nice.

his torso on up is absolutely covered in bandages, as well as his right arm. And he's got a good set of bandages encircling his head to keep a patch of gauze in place over his eye. ]

Hey.

[ his voice is ragged, but at least he's talking! ]

[syncer]

Hey. [ It is possible he wandered here after dropping Akane in a pod so he's just sort of fidgety with so many of you people being injured. ] I'd ask how you're feeling but I think I can guess, man. Don't tell me you're only using bandages.

[ A pod? A pod for Buk-Buk? ]

w6 saturday

[syncer]

[ Whenever and wherever Bucky is, Junpei will seek him out and just kind of observe him. ]

I know it was a lot to hope for, thinking these things would ever get better. But man.

[frostythehitman]

That might just be the messiest murder confession I've ever witnessed. And I've been on trial for dozens of them.

[ he is nursing a drink looking like he's aged a decade in a few hours ]

w7 saturday

[syncer]

[ He seems to be wandering the mansion aimlessly when he happens to see Bucky and gives him a short nod of greeting. ]

What do you think. Successful enough?

[frostythehitman]

Judging by how they screamed at a few things back there, I think so.

I hope so.