AIKAWA

[frostythehitman]

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[frostythehitman]

Wh--apple juice? Really?

[ look, a man can drink his booze through a straw if he wants, bucky won't judge.

he will judge, however, drinking JUICE at a BAR after a HORRIBLE EXECUTION THAT ONLY ALCOHOL CAN ERASE ]

[decaptych]

Yeah. I mean, if you wanna drink something better then go for it, if you're a drinker. I just don't really feel like drinking alone.

[ Half said while still sipping apple juice because he's a clown canon and can do this somehow. But pats the seat next to him anyway like if you wanna...... ]

[frostythehitman]

But drinking apple juice alone is fine.

[ he'll settle into the next seat over and get himself...a beer, i guess. matching piss colored drinks. ]

[decaptych]

Yeah, what do you think is more depressing, drinking apple juice through a nice straw on your own time, or getting drunk all alone?

[ Cmon Bucky. ]

[frostythehitman]

It's only depressing until you get to the drunk part.

[decaptych]

I like to drink for fun. But if you're having, I will.

[frostythehitman]

[ slides his beer over to aikawa ]

[decaptych]

...Okay, I didn't think you were gonna give me yours but, thanks.

Want the apple juice or are you getting a second?

[frostythehitman]

I'll get another.

[ which, once he has it in hand, he'll lift up to Aikawa. ] Cheers.

[decaptych]

[ He still manages to be amused but he will push aside his dumb apple juice then, wry. ]

Yeah yeah, cheers -- even though everything sucks.

[frostythehitman]

Look, I don't make up the words you're supposed to use for a toast.

[decaptych]

I know, but I'm just saying it sucks I've gotta lash out somewhere.

How are you hanging on, anyway?

[frostythehitman]

I'll be fine. [ drinks ]

[decaptych]

Sounds like you're talking more to the alcohol than me.

[frostythehitman]

The alcohol didn't ask me how I am.

[decaptych]

Are you sure about that?

[frostythehitman]

Are you in my glass of beer?

[ he gestures to it, like a tiny little guy might really be in there whispering questions to him. little piss aikawa. ]

[decaptych]

[ Hated that. ]

I dunno, am I? Unless you actually had a head start on drinking way before you actually came over here.

[frostythehitman]

[ just gives him a flat stare for what feels like a good solid minute.

then smears his hand all over aikawa's face. ]

[decaptych]

Heughgha!! What the fuck!!

[ FLAILS AND SMACKS HIS HAND AWAY LIKE HELLO. That really is a sound he just made. ]

[frostythehitman]

Would you look at that. Looks like you're in the seat next to me and not in my beer.

[decaptych]

I was just messing with you! You didn't need to go and do that!

[frostythehitman]

I just put my hand in your face.

[decaptych]

Yeah! Why would you do that!

[ Single tear. You are so mean to him Bucky don't you understand. I don't have an appropriate fake sad icon only real sads. ]

[frostythehitman]

Seemed to be the only way to get you to stop talking about how my beer is brainwashing me.